More Gaussian Wisdom

I thought it was pretty funny that I got a political one:

DEMOCRATS BUY MOST OF THE BOOKS THAT HAVE BEEN
BANNED; REPUBLICANS FORM CENSORSHIP COMMITTEES AND
READ THEM AS A GROUP.

In honor of Spring Break:

IF GOD HAD MEANT MAN TO SEE THE SUN RISE, HE
WOULD HAVE SCHEDULED IT FOR A LATER HOUR.

And the work I will have to during it:

IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED, TRY LOOKING IN
THE WASTEBASKET FOR THE DIRECTIONS.

And some otherwise random quotes:

THE WISE MAN HAS THE POWER TO REASON AWAY
WHAT A FOOL BELIEVES.
- DOOBIE BROTHERS

And the return:

A FOOL CAN ASK MORE QUESTIONS THAN
A WISE MAN CAN ANSWER.

And finally just in time for the EOP meeting:

GOORD'S AXIOM: A MEETING IS AN EVENT AT WHICH
THE MINUTES ARE KEPT AND THE HOURS ARE LOST.